No.1

Sit @ any DAM table and wait a DAM minute!

No.2

No DAM musical chairs! Stay in one DAM spot!

No.3

If you don't like the music... too DAM bad!

No.4

When your server greets you, have your DAM order ready.

No.5

.25¢ is NOT a DAM tip!

No.6

He who rings the DAM bell, must buy everyone a DAM shot!